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AMERICANS -


TAGS: visiting france since 1915
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 10:36 pm
I wonder how many of those dead soldiers were sh** by Frenchmen. Many didn't like the idea of the D-day invasion, including DeGaulle! Many were getting along fine with the Nazis and their anti-Semitic policies.
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 11:24 pm
I thought that last one was hilarious? Where's yours?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 10:06 pm
Geez, where's your sense of humor Buzz?
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 9:59 pm
Okay, GFY Is that American English enough for you?
crankyhead - May 3, 2012, 7:51 pm
Could you repeat that in English? You see, I don't speak British. =)
Buzzramjet - May 3, 2012, 3:58 pm
Actually it is not a 100%. Bit touchy are we.Have a nice day.
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 6:49 pm
You realize this is a humor site, dont'cha Buzzkill?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 2:27 pm
Obviously you missed the entire point here. Which was, without the French we would be speaking British English vs the American English we speak now. DO try to pull your head out of your....
crankyhead - May 2, 2012, 2:12 pm
Don't you mean '...speaking English'?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 10:50 am
Read your history, we are about to lose the American Revolution when the French showed up and saved our bacon. Had they not shown up, George was about to surrender and we would have been back under British rule.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 2, 2012, 1:44 am
"speaking British"...lolwhat?
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:07 am
If it wasn't for them we'd be speaking British and bowing to the Queen whenever she came over to check on her empire.
Buzzramjet - May 2, 2012, 1:06 am
d***ed RIGHT! So as far as I'm concerned they get a pass forever. They need help. we're there.
turborko - April 25, 2012, 6:30 pm
And they saved our a** in the revolutionary war! Thanks to them we don't have a monarchy.
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:10 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today... 5L
Budog - April 22, 2012, 1:09 am
Frances national flag should be a white flag. If it wasn't for the U.S. they would all be speaking German today...
lgvernon - April 21, 2012, 11:17 am

Not long ago I spoke with a friend who'd returned from a trip to France. He said that at the American cemeteries he visited, the old French people who he saw there wept over the graves. They've never forgotten.
maoworks2 - April 21, 2012, 7:15 am
We Saved There a** 2 Times !


IF ONLY THINGS WHERE A BIT EASIER. -




EMPTINESS -


TAGS: sorry bout that mr chalmers but the cat has since fessed up
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Sean

5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 2:34 am
The Kraken will only be released in times of extreme strife.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:46 am
OK..OK I'm sorry....just don't sic your sister on me.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:36 am
(sigh) Ok, I guess I have to break out the raccoon with daddy issues that exacerbate the rabies and distemper infections.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 1:25 am
I see your pit-bull and raise you a 17 year flatulent terrier poodle cross with bad breath and Mommy issues.
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 1:00 am
I see your fugitive pooch and raise you one really vicious Pit
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:37 am
Ok, THAT tears it! Both yous guys take a hoof in the festnairas outta petty cash. Yous nooks has earned it.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:34 am
nearby. I think they are going to catch her in a day it two. Thanks for asking.
Sean - April 18, 2011, 12:33 am
Not yet, but there is hope. The fugitive pooch's den/base of fugitive pooch operations has been found. My guess is that the search team is getting close to catching her. There is also reason to believe that she had a reliable source of food ...
5150monkeylove - April 18, 2011, 12:28 am
must be all the cats he hangs with
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 11:43 pm
Sean has yet to get lucky with the dog. (Pun intended)
5150monkeylove - April 17, 2011, 11:36 pm
Any luck?
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:28 am
Good night Bone. Night night Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 3:19 am
Well the steakout continues, but my shift is over. Someone else 'll have to unite Chelsea with her owner, who happens to be a little old lady whose husband passed away last year. *sigh*
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:41 am
Touche
spacedog - April 17, 2011, 2:23 am
That would be cannibalism wouldn't it?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 2:12 am
What kinda steak?...I'm willing to play doggie.....It can't be that cold there.....we're slowly drowning in melt water.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 2:04 am
I got another hour to go on the doggie steakout (the bait really is steak), and it's good to have you around Moooooooooooooooooooooooo, as I slowly freeze to death.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:54 am
I'm having a down day, I'm just glad to see old friends.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:53 am
It was an act of love....you guys are my "rainy day people"...as Mr Lightfoot put it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Cheers! Go python!
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:45 am
Now that was totally unnotcalled for.
Sean - April 17, 2011, 1:44 am
I'll take that as a compliment -- as desperate as that makes me look.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:32 am
Did you mean Iphone or python?...I'm voting for python....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 17, 2011, 1:31 am
Sean and Bone on the same day.....My faith is renewed....you guys both suck Hardcore :)
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:58 am
3 hours into my 5 hour shift and no sign of the perp pooch. Ah well ...
Sean - April 17, 2011, 12:57 am
Hey, where was that stray cat when you needed him most, eh? *sigh*
BoneCD - April 17, 2011, 12:39 am
Humane Trap: When my wife got me drunk and stuck me in front of her Rabbi and asked me if I wanted another drink. I said "I do"...and the rest is history.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:43 pm
the stray cat that just sauntered past doesn't set the d*** thing off.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 11:42 pm
As I type this I am literally on a stakeout. There is a Burnese Mountain dog that ran away from a doggie daycare and has been on the loose for 3 months. I am in a car near a ravine keeping an eye on the (humane) trap. Me and my iPhone are hoping ...
The Goat - October 5, 2009, 6:29 pm
Any reasonably cute Corgi gets an automatic 5 lions from me!
spacedog - October 5, 2009, 10:03 am
Excellent.
agdaniele - October 5, 2009, 12:02 am
Mhm. Watching you, son...
Sean - October 5, 2009, 12:01 am
He got a little high on the ol' catnip and admitted the whole d*** thing. Completely volutary.
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
A feline fall-guy, Sean? For shame.
Sean - October 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
Not really. The cat staged the whole thing. *sigh*
agdaniele - October 4, 2009, 11:35 pm
You did what you hadda do. 5L


WAIT! - what if its unlocked?




EVER SINCE -




GUERILLA - Pwning the US Army since... well, since it exists


TAGS: pwning us army well since it exists
Rating: 2/5
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 7:54 pm
like others said due we won our freedom with it. but you do sort of have a point. all the forces depicted here did use guerilla tactics and they all put up a good fight, but they did not pwn
mr. me - September 18, 2009, 4:15 pm
M134D Gatling Gun...fires 3000 rounds per second.. 50 caliber armor p******* rounds... ak47 sukka****...research your ****... dumbass...
LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:15 am
Okay genius: So what's the current ratio of Taliban-AQ dead to US-NATO forces? What? We've killed more than 10x their number you say? I thought so...now sit down and STFU Timmy.
galen066 - August 9, 2009, 7:50 pm
@Agent K - yeah, that's why the US/NATO forces are pinned down in fortress town and have to move out in company force just to go the drugstore.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:18 pm
also for the record we are kicking a** in Iraq and Afghanistan despite what MSNBC and CNN would have you believe...also this poster is just full of fail.
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 2:17 pm
yup and our thanks to the native Americans for teaching them to us was the ra** and pillage of their culture and land!
Mr. Nemo - August 9, 2009, 2:15 pm
Sorry to tell this little secret but Guerilla tactics is how we won our freedom in the first place.
TheSarge - June 15, 2009, 6:23 am
In sequence=got thier land,killed 2million,and bail them out of firefights. nuff said.
LOLOLOL - April 24, 2009, 8:47 pm
Dumbass, the Guerilla's always LOSE against the U.S army in the wartime after 9/11 till now the Guerillas haven't been able to launch ONE attack on america
W - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Spanish invented it to fight Napoleon. The Moar you know.
lol - December 6, 2008, 2:58 pm
wow the op is a f***ing douche
Overlord Douchebag - November 1, 2008, 3:16 pm
Motifake needs to crack down on the troll posters.
Roamer - July 18, 2008, 10:29 pm
Seriously, I hate when people who are (most likely) American completely fail basic US history; We USED guerrilla warfare in the Revolutionary War. Enjoy your fail and have some AIDS for desert.
Dude - July 18, 2008, 8:46 pm
Your history is as good as your English.


Job Interview -




Sincere Apology -




WORST FEAR -


TAGS: worst fear assignment signed sincerly yours timmy
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by pieman

rerun - July 24, 2010, 8:03 pm

Our true love will still allow us this indulgance
agdaniele - April 17, 2010, 3:19 pm
Ow. 5L.


THIS JUST IN -


TAGS: sincere flattery steph1
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - May 12, 2011, 6:59 am
Thanks! It jumped right out at me and danced around a little in my head. It's your great poster and Heyyou's comment that gets the credit, I just happened to be there...
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:08 am
nicely spotted, greeny!!!
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
HEY YOU, HUH WHAT??? here i am again...
Feasibly - May 11, 2011, 11:08 pm
5hiver me timber5!


THANKS -


TAGS: sincerely
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Haarakkon - June 9, 2010, 11:57 pm
I love ya, man, but not enough to look at this d*** poster every day. 1L
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:32 am
He's the reason I try so hard, and often the reason I do well.
Sean - June 4, 2010, 2:14 pm
I've said all along that they are not lions, they are foofy poodles. But thanks, totally straight dudes. And keep up the great work, Harr. And Mooooooooooooooooooo ... bacon cheeseburger!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 3, 2010, 9:21 pm
Awwwww that's touching. Sean brought me into the fold as well. Thanks man (this is starting to sound kinda g**) 5 totally hetero lions!


WEBSENSE SOLUTION -


TAGS: putting sense back to the web since matches were invented
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 2:38 pm
Im using ie and i got noting whats supposed to happen
lesterinside - March 31, 2010, 12:05 pm
LOL. This image was sent to me by email. i believe it belongs to the visual illusion category.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:38 am
I got nothing with this poster, but after searching the interwebs, I made some astonishing finds!
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:35 am
disregard last comment
DreMagnum - March 31, 2010, 11:34 am
Is it just supposed to highlight it in blue?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:33 am
WHOA!!!!! Awesome! I never knew!
Bovee - March 31, 2010, 11:32 am
I got nothing.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:30 am
I'll give it a sh** and report back....Wish me luck.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Theoretically, you should be able to see the ctrl a images. I know there's a ton out there, if you google them.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:21 am
Oh, well sounds like a lot of work. I've never had anything but IE on my comps. My mom uses Firefox, I don't like it. I know, I'm not "hip", well, when it's hard to be hip when that is exactly what hurts all the time! My hip!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
Also, it's a Mac, and I don't think it works on Macs even using IE.
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:19 am
I dunno... I could make a grid to cover the outer image, but I'm too lazy. And I only have Firefox and Safari on my computer.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:17 am
Oh, I get it. Is it worth it?
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:15 am
There's an image layered on this one... It takes some adjustments, but you can make it visible.
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:14 am
It just looks super pixilated...
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:11 am
It doesn't work on safari. I was just giving Rodeo a hard time. You've never seen ctrl a images?
R.S.Jake - March 31, 2010, 11:09 am
I have NO idea what you are all talking about!
thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 11:07 am
It even works on Safari...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2010, 11:02 am
Try Firefox.....If you don't get it then.......you'll never get it.
RodeoWearden - March 31, 2010, 10:58 am
Attempted on IE8, Opera, and Chrome. No luck.


URGENCY -




THE INSURANCE - covered the van. but all chompers toys have to be replaced.


TAGS: since the fire
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Bovee - March 3, 2010, 4:50 pm
just following the theme.
phydeaux - March 3, 2010, 3:16 pm
Bovee FTW!! 5/5 and PURE AMSOME!


VA TECH -


TAGS: coca cola hasnt sponsored anything since kent state
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:56 am
I'd like to buy the world a Coke, and keep it company...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:55 am
Limey bastard!
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
errrr...Look! A distraction! cheerio
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:53 am
A look like that? This'll happen later.... on the walk back to the dorms.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:51 am
He's Ginger cuz he wears an orange hat?........Are you British Bart?
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
Pepper spray? She's holding a fricken' torch and two Navy guys are standing four feet away. No matter how you slice it, the ginger is outgunned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:50 am
What if you yell "It's coming right for us"?
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:49 am
Remember kids, its not ra** if you yell surprise first
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:48 am
She was asking for it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:47 am
That kid's face is full of intent. Girl in the red better have her pepper spray with her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:41 am
I only burn things because Pong told me to.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 1:40 am
You wouldn't believe the **** I've learned from playing Metroid...
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:37 am
Hey you know he might just play video games! If you believe half of the crazy attorneys out there, video games teach you how to kill people with no remorse!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:36 am
the guy in the orange toque looks like he might be planning a repeat performance.
MrRandom - October 3, 2009, 1:35 am
Makes me that much more interested to see it.
agdaniele - October 3, 2009, 1:34 am
The original draft was far worse.
mmmBingSoo - October 3, 2009, 1:23 am
it looks like a pokemon ball to me
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
5. You Cold,Heartless,Hilarious bastard.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:17 pm
And thensome.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:15 pm
Worth every penny.
agdaniele - October 2, 2009, 11:14 pm
I believe that incident was from taxpayers money.
Sean - October 2, 2009, 11:11 pm
Man that's creepy seeing that Pepsi logo there. Ubiquity can be a b****-goddess. Love the tags too. say, is it true that when Fabio got hit in the face by that seagull while riding a rollercoaster, the incident was sponsored by Dr. Pepper?


SUFFERING -


TAGS: sincere thanks to all and especially mr m for hosting
Rating: 3.14/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - August 2, 2012, 8:00 pm
Great posters today everyone. I needed a pick me up. Thanks all.
Rking - November 3, 2009, 12:11 am
thats me right now (its 5.15 am here) im gunna hit the hay but expect me to return another day
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:09 am
LMAO! No.... that's me without Guinness.
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 12:07 am
It looks like agdaniele was the only one that didn't pass out. Was he nursing his Guinness?
MrRandom - November 3, 2009, 12:03 am
Only goes to prove that we need to get a liver transplant.
agdaniele - November 3, 2009, 12:02 am
That which does not kill us...
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Thanks for the kind sentiment, but some of mine, if I sh**, dismembered, cannibalized and defecated the d*** things, it would be too merciful.
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:15 pm
Yeah, but you really know how to slap 'em together nowadays. Wish Mr. M would let us delete more.....I've got some tunnels, and even one that I didn't make in my portfolio. I do like the idea of a burial ground though. Maybe a "recycle bin"
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:11 pm
True dat, Mo! There should be a burial grounds for old Moti's. Kind of an Amityville Horror, because that's how I feel every time someone looks at one of mine...
MO - November 2, 2009, 6:02 pm
We've suffered enough for you!! (xd, lol, jk) 5 no-doze!!


GREAT WHITE HAIKU -




THE NARCISSIST'S APOLOGY -


TAGS: backhanded apology sincerely hateful
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 28, 2017, 4:08 pm

I know where to get them cheap, too, Silvie. I always order a cheap pair for backup, and a pair for computer work.
lgvernon - April 27, 2017, 2:12 pm

I've missed making them!
Silverheart - April 27, 2017, 1:50 pm

I've missed these retro pinup style posters of yours. 5^
Silverheart - April 27, 2017, 1:49 pm

I don't wear glasses, but the wifemonster does. I know where to get decently glasses, lenses plus frames, cheap. Interested?
lgvernon - April 27, 2017, 10:11 am

Yeah, new glasses have to be recut...sigh...
lgvernon - April 27, 2017, 10:11 am

Thanks guys!
concern3 - April 27, 2017, 7:49 am
Excellent, UP yours
JesusWept - April 27, 2017, 6:57 am
Good one, Vern. You feeling better or is the eye still bugging you? :(
Cannabal - April 27, 2017, 2:28 am
Oh, Verna, you get me everytime.


Noone met me at the station -


TAGS: and ive been there ever since
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

EmilioDumphque - March 7, 2016, 7:19 pm
Peter Noone?
JesusWept - March 6, 2016, 12:18 pm
Who could have believed it lmao. ^^^^^


Timmies -


TAGS: like starbucks but better coffee and donut addicts getting their fix since 1964
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 15, 2016, 10:17 am
In the terminology of Timmies...make it a double double.
mizzdizz - July 14, 2016, 9:24 am
Lifting the ole' coffee cup to this one, Prissy! ^!


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